[ebandit]

with a swirl of his robe and in a twinkle of his eye

he's sure to polish off the biggest pie

lifes been hard with not one carry out

it's been tough not to be chosen theres no doubt

wor jack deserved to be the ties winner

danny would not have wished jack to be thinner

other HM's had their own challenges to embrace

BB's fishy shake creating a miserable face

be quick to crack those eggs on your head

or it will be eileens wholesome stew instead

our twins know each others thoughts for a perfect score

but alas it was jade who chose who collected fish and chips from the store

Mark L