Eileen and Jade would be great viewing.
Each of them trying to out "quirky" each other and throwing each other daggers in the progress. Eileen questioning and tearing apart Jade's spirtual monologues, Jade questioning Eileen's "negative energy" and "immaturity".
The barbed bitchy comments going to and fro whilst they maintained a pretence of trying to get along. I would actually enjoy this.