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Sam, Nick and Cristian


Sam , I always wanted a fun loving laid back non harpy female hm, but not only is "loving life" Sam insipid, she's also a doormat, who half heartedly rebukes Marc for his chronic misogyny, then submissively climbs into his bed after he calls her a c#mbucket. She also claims to be bisexual (yawn) but would probably run 3 miles if a vagina even winked at her.

Nick, still like him but he's been a big disappointment. He's thirsty for a showmance and would drop Harry if a nice middle class modest girl walked through the door, the way he dropped Jade when she became persona non grata. He's a weasle and a bitch, telling Cristian (albeit correctly) on LF last night that he had no personality. The showmance has killed his game, but I still vaguely root for him as there is noone else and he clearly has some sort of strategy (plus he does produce some great 1 liners), but he's become almost as boring as Cristian.

Cristian, this is more my fault than his. I fell for the myths on his VT, I thought he was going to be like Marc, someone who I loved to hate, but he's been as exciting as afternoon tea at the Bournemouth division of the WI. He's not a womaniser, he's never angry, he's tepid, a decent sweet guy but sooo dull. He's fundamentally a socially awkward and socially conservative religious guy who probably would have taken the bible into the house if he could. Joel gets a lot of flack for being a bible basher, erm Cristian is a follower of Christ and getd no flack as he's got a cool rap image.