Typed this bit up for you.
We put blue plastic bags on our feet (to protect the stripped wooden floors) and were led amid tight security around the new Big Brother house. However, it's no ordinary house......... for a start there's grass growing up one of the garden walls ..... there's a collection of the world's most uncomfortable chairs .... there's a room that could double as the set for 2001: A Space Odyssey .... there is every piece of kitchenware that John Lewis had ever sold ... there's a metal table with corners so sharp that given the chance to repeat his infamous fall, Bubble would definitely lose a leg .... there's a rather sick-looking rhubarb plantation .... the kitchen cupboards glow ...... there are radiators in shapes you wouldwn't have dreamed of .... and a chicken coup that Channel 4 tells us looks like a chicken but looks more like a sinking, wooden Titanic. But no TV, no phones, no light swtches, no internet, no games, no books.......let me out!