[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by iToby

Yeah, marks not fake at all...The only guy who gets a suntan in an Irish winter/spring...gets legs like Schwartzenegger just by eating, and very natural looking eyebrows, not to mention whingeing about the other housemates ganging up on individuals...no he's not fake at all, he's the salt in your coffee. He hates Harry purely because she's not been taken in by his false craic...his face SAYS IT ALL when she appears on SpyTV...I was all for a toss up twixt Jack n Chloe for the win, but now I'm switching to Harry...They said it was going to be a week of incredible twists...marks place in the bunker will come at a price...you watch. At least he can fall back on his upcoming career as Irelands first big Meth producer, or become Shamrockman, dun duh duht duuuun. Got a woman that needs abusing? dial 0892 shamrockman.

Salt of the earth? naah, pure SHAM 100%.