The time date thing seems a bit peculiar on the site today, so it is currently
17.05hrs, Friday 17:05:02
No Helen on GMTV again today folks. Ben stood alone once more.
On Lorraine, Giles did out his drawers instead, and they showed an old clip of Helen having 'Madonna's facial' in case we 'had withdrawal symptoms for Helen'.
At the very end there was a shot of Ben and Helen (not sure it was recorded today) from Cannes, saying they were there all next week as well, reporting back.
Poor Mr Clarke, all alone in that big bed. It's no good. I will just HAVE to go and look after him.
No, no, don't worry. I know it's a great sacrifice, but I feel I must. Think of me as being there to protect him from the advances of lascivious females who would have their evil way with him.
It's a sacred duty. I feel that I must put myself entirely at his disposal. See you next Friday. I had better take my vitamin tablets because I am going to be working flat out............................
