[waterhog]

saving private brian 20.06.15

some may say shes dimensional
i disagree
jade is boring dull and conventional
so glad we set her free.
no more of polygamous
and jade being saving private brian
from start to now its been disastrous
she may well have been spraying but dud is this female lion.
the bed hopping was bog
cringe y oh please
funny was feeling brians log
jades game plan was to flaunt and tease.
i do think christian needs to leave
he is a harmless wally
but even other housemates he won't deceive
they see him as pathetic as polly.
the game will improve
channel 5 this does not degrade
thank you voters for this remove
2 gone in one go so bye bye polly and jade.