[waterhog]

obsession (new fragrance) by harry amelia not CK - will my dealer John Lewis stock it ? 24.06.15

i am smell obsessed
you can ask my dealer
certain tastes are so well expressed
i can deliver the vibe or put out a feeler.
but there is a new fragrance
it will soon be on the market
its so not sophisticated with no elegance
you ware it and will be a target.
yes it will control
the air it will dominate
when you hook it will get in there sole
the strength and power you can not estimate.
is it fruity and tangy
fresh and clean
does it give you power to flash fanny
or to dominate and be obscene.
will it bring out jealousy
this quality in you will be glitter
it will handicap you enormously
nothing good can come from being bitter.
i am going to buy "harry"
will "John Lewis" stock this smell
the lady i attract will certainly carry
this marriage is going to be a living hell.

( i would like to make clear that John Lewis will not ever stock this product as this is a joke poem. if you want good advice on fragrances or to smell them, i can personally recommend John Lewis, as like in my poem they supply all my smells hence why i call them my dealer. if i had one word to describe this new smell it would be clingy no obsession - that's how i come up with the name. and if CK get any ideas - remember you heard it here first. )