[Absorption]

Now, we all know that BB HMs are not exactly bothering the Mensa recruitment panel, least of all this year's intake, but is Cristian (and some of the others, to be fair) really not aware of the concept of celibacy?

He seemed to think that Aisleyne was saying she's a virgin just because she's currently abstaining from 'a bit of the other'. I wish Joel had been there to give one of his pompous but totally inaccurate explanations!