"One of which begins with a H"
I know this one! it's Harriet, isn't it???
Now, I appreciate that I try and fulfill the 'little ray of sunshine' role in most of my contact with other people, but I'm bored and disillusioned with life, and most of all I do love a challenge.
So Sticks, I believe I can fulfill your role beautifully, if you just take a chance and pick me. I would relish the role, and could quite easily depress everybody when they become too happy/excited.
What do you say me ol' matey?
(jumps up and down in anticipation)
On second thoughts, thats not very doomy, is it?
(thoughtfully polishes her sythe, and dusts of her thick black cape. )
Oh, I'm more than ready!!!!