- Next summer's civilian slot would be filled with the all-stars series
- I'd want it to be somewhere in between a celebrity and civilian series in length, so I'd go with about 40-45 days (starting early June and ending mid-July) - CBB... 18? (good lord) would still have its regular August slot
- The cast is mostly realistic, and would involve a mix between Channel 4 and Channel 5 housemates
- There'd be a lot of late entrants to try and involve as many people as possible, keep the series fresh and attract those who may not have signed up for the full six weeks
- There'd be none of the legends from this series or anyone who featured prominently in UBB, simply because we've already seen enough of them
- It'd be a vote to save to keep the series positive (-glares at UBB-)
Launch night cast:
Craig Phillips
Jon Tickle
Pete Bennett
Rex Newmark
Marcus Akin
Luke Anderson
Anthony Hutton
Lea Walker
Amanda & Sam Marchant
Sophie Reade
Josie Gibson
Gina Rio
Ashleigh Coyle
Late entrants:
Grace Adams-Short (after the first eviction)
Alex Sibley, Charley Uchea, Dexter Koh (after the third eviction)
Rachel Rice, Imogen Thomas (about halfway in)
Tasks:
The tasks would be classic tasks from all series of BB, including the obstacle course from BB1, the Guinness World Records task from BB2, the roller disco task from BB3, the superhero task from BB4, the army task from BB5, the box task from BB6, the State of Susie task from BB7 (featuring guest star Susie Verrico), the seven deadly sins task from BB8, the Here It Goes Again task from BB9, the Alice in Wonderland task from BB10, Ignore the Obvious from BB11, the 'yes' task from BB12, Turf Wars from BB13, the zombie task from BB14, the assassins task from BB15 and the hotel task from BB16. Some would be shopping tasks, others just daily tasks.
Twists:
All twists would be from Big Brother past. On launch night, one of the housemates will be randomly chosen to be the unlucky thirteenth housemate in a less serious take on BB6's opening twist. After the second eviction, Alex, Charley and Dexter will enter the House Next Door, as last seen in BB7, with the evictee. Other twists would include the Prisoners' Dilemma from BB9, a BB3-style house divide for a day, and several other small parodies of bigger twists to keep the series fun (i.e. they might send all the women in first on launch night and pretend that's it).