[ConnieLingus]

The housemates are ALL winners in my opinion, and whoever gets the prize, we should all whoop and holler in delight as that person will be totally entitled to the crown of BB superstar legend like Brian.

Danny...This unknown, ordinary bloke who just happens to be friends with former BB housemates, and just happens to know Emma Willis, would be perfect. After weeks of flying under the radar, and contributing the square root of fu ck all to the show, he eventually grew a pair of balls when the demon Marc pointed out how much of a bore he was. Vote Danny the Fanny.

Cristian...after weeks of inactivity he zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz...sorry, where was I? Vote Cristian.

Chloe...such an ordinary girl from next door, if the girl next door to you has a father who gets sent to prison for dealing drugs. Makes her own way in life with her own house and her own car, without any help from outside. Let’s hope daddy didn’t give her any of his ill gotten gains to set her up with her totally ordinary, independent, ordinary, girl next door own car and house. Vote Sloe.

Jack...another ordinary guy who does not seek fame or fortune, apart from humiliating himself on Youtube as a device to make people like a dreary, lazy, uninteresting nonentity, instead of giving him the ...oh, Jesus, why am I even bothering?... Vote Lardarse.

Harry...another ordinary girl who just happens to prostitute herself on a porn site. To be honest, she is quite likeable, but who the fu ck wants a brass to be a BB winner? Vote Hoory.

Nick...oh for fu ck sake just leave your hair alone and stop covering your face with everything from your hand to pulling your spunk stained y fronts over your head. Very nice fella for a lazy toff who never worked a day in his life, and sponged off his parents. Salt of the earth...Vote Nick.

Joel...Typical Tory who wants the workers to make sure he has the life he is entitled to, as shown in the hotel task. Speaks very well through his arse, and would make a very good Tory politician...deceiptful, calculating, lazy, entitled, grasping and with no concept of what other people find important. Vote Joel.

I get the feeling I’ve missed someone out, but can’t think who it is. Oh well, she can’t be very important.