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So 'intelligent' Joel didn't get the "It'll be a pizza cake" pun...amazing that BB viewers voted that he 'uses his intelligence to manipulate the house'...using something he doesn't have? Well, I guess in relation to the others...

Still, I'd assumed that the footage of him eating the pizza had been edited and that he'd chomped his way through a couple of them at least but no! He managed, erm, not even a whole medium one before he started chucking it up.

Fortunately, his integrity was shown when he went back into the house and 'fessed up to his fellow HMs. What was it he said..?

Ah yes..."he was onto his second"...that's right, he was 'onto it' in the sense that he'd opened the box, not as he'd implied started eating it.

And how much was it he'd failed to win? "£4000". Not "£4,300", then. Now, we know he doesn't care about money, so maybe losing the £300 was just small change to him, but he does care about honesty, because he always tells us, so it must be true.

At least he wasn't critical of Jack for taking the money. After all, why have £23,000 to use in the real world when you can spend two and a half grand on a frozen pizza?