[ThriceShy]

Cause it isn't actually big brother any more and hasn't been for years.

Remember a few years back when it was revealed that all the celeb housemates had ipods. And we also found out that Rylan was going out every day to the x factor rehearsals. And then there was the time that producers with cue boards were spotted in the house.

It ain't BB. It is some carefully chosen agency people in a TV studio performing loosely scripted towie-style vignettes.