[Romantic Old Bird]

Listen!

Ah will not be spoken to like this, especially by woman who do you think you are?
Give me your coat now because I am going to the dry cleaners, oh, ok, so don't believe me. I am telling you - I am cold and I am ill.
Alright, if you want the truth I am taking over this forum and this website and I demand asylum because I do not want to do military service.
Unless I can be an officer.
Do not shout at me, do not shout at me!
I was in mortal danger of having to do some work and getting my hands dirty. They were all against me. I am the son of Princes
You are all against me and I am better than all of you.
I am not paranoid, you are paranoid.

I am Ahmed
Ah-med
Ah-med
The great, the powerful........
Ah-med
Omnipotent
Ah-med
The wise
Ah-med
The wonderful
Ah-med
Ah-med..............
Ah-med

I will break all your little china ornaments because I am strong and powerful and you are as nothing.

You are smaller than the smallest grain of sand

AH-MED HAS SPOKEN!