1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? ..
A 1960s Picquot Ware Teapot
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? ..
Arista saying that the Perri and Zane thread should be in celeb news 
3. How soon is now..? ..
Smiths
4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? ..
Scotland
5. Does your name make any anagrams..? ..
It better not 
6. Can you cook..? ..
I have to yes
7. Your dream job..? ..
There is nothing dreamy about doing something that they have to pay you to do
8. What if God was one of us..? ..
There are no gods, only wishful thinkers