1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? ..
The end of my willie - just, if I really stretch 
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? ..
I'm always laughing (or making others laugh) but about 5 minutes ago at a post of LT's.
3. How soon is now..? ..
There is no 'Now' for the instant we have a concept of 'Now' - it is past.
4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? ..
Somewhere safe and dark and womb-like - a place that rarely sees the light of day and is not disturbed in aons -- somewhere like inside LT's wallet 
5. Does your name make any anagrams..? ..
Probably.
6. Can you cook..? ..
My wife often whispers to me that I am a good cook - at least I think that's what she says, but it's always when she's laid back in bed rather breathless after lovemaking so I'm not sure
7. Your dream job..? ..
Counting LT's money.
8. What if God was one of us..? ..
He'd probably be so depressed he'd commit Harikiri.