[MarkWaldorf]

Chanelle was eating her hair when Ziggy walked in and threw a cucumber at Carole, which resulted in genocide. Later, Tracey banged Carole rotten until Amanda defenestrated her bra whilst hopping in faeces. In the Diary Room, Charley was smelling her cat and Big Brother asked "Are you pushing your pineapple?"
Charley answered: "Don't ovulate, you rat"

"Go forth and conquer your country, Charley bitch"
Meanwhile Liam ate Sam because she jumped over the chocolate lake whilst twisting her neck. Nicky