[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Becki Seddiki (BB5)



(she never really did subtlety did she)

Ciao! My name is-a Becki, and I come-a from the Beega Brudda Italia Rankadown! Mwah! Mwah!

Yes, Becki. Cursed from the offset by having to introduce herself with a (not even very) Italian accent for some reason, immediately prompting her fellow housemates to assume she’d just escaped from Broadmoor (or whatever the Venetian equivalent is), and given the task of immediately nominating someone by kissing them on two cheeks. Obviously distraught over this news and torn over who she would pick, she settled on fan favourite Michelle, something she was visibly upset about doing. The audience’s reaction? BURN THE WITCH. Yes, in an example of how quickly a BBUK twist can go wrong (see also: Kugel Fresh) (see also also: that time Davina entered the house in a chicken costume and it kind of looked a bit like everyone was about to rape her) (oh CBB7), Becki was booted out just a week later over Ahmed (!) to such horrendous boos that the previously-outdoor interviews had to be moved to the indoor studio from that point onwards. That or they didn’t want another Marco-and-his-mum-twatting-themselves situation. You be the judge.

So yeah I’ve managed to cover most of Becki in one paragraph? Overall, Becki was just a pleasant enough housemate who was unlucky enough to enter halfway into the show and, y’know, immediately nominate a beloved character and nearly be stoned to death because of it. It happens to us all. Having said that, she wasn’t all that great really? In a cast of such divisive people as Victor, Jason, Ahmed and… um… Shell, Becki never really stood a chance of causing an impact otherwise, and anything else she did in the house would ultimately be overshadowed by that blimming Judas kiss.

Postscript: apparently she went on to **** Russell Brand? But that’s a story for another day, children.

I’m saving Jackie, or to give her her full name, Jackie Travers, or to give her her full name, The Jackie Travers Moves, or to give her her full name, The Jackie Travers Family Smile-Time Variety Hour.

Ciao!