[Hooly One]

Cats Chat
Day 49, 00:16
Thursday 15 July
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While the rest of their housemates enjoyed a playful chat in the living area, the Jungle Cats retired to the bedroom and turned the air blue with their take on the current situation in the House.

Among their many observations - amid much effing and blinding - were that everyone in the House is terrified of Nadia, that the House is turning into a "mutual arse licking society" and that Victor will not be evicted on Friday.

Here's the low down...

On Nadia

"Trap jaw", as Jason and Victor call Nadia, is the Jungle Cats' number one pain. While to all outward appearances she's getting on great with everyone in the House bar themselves and Ahmed, all the housemates, claim Vic and Jay, are "********** terrified" of her.

Despite wanting her out "big time", Victor in particular says he'd rather see her win than fellow housemates Shell or Stuart, because "at least she's ********** done something". All the other housemates, they say, are just "arse licking" each other at the moment. This seems to be based on the fact that Dan was recently overheard complimenting Nadia on her appearance. "One hundred miles an hour compliments galore mutual arse licking society," concluded Vic.

Bedtime banter with the Cats


On Eviction

Victor doesn't think he's going on Friday, but if he is the one picked off by the public, he reckons it will be because he's "done stuff" in the House. The nice ones - like Shell - will stay, he believes.

On Michelle

Up until now the Jungle Cats have had no problems with Stu's missus. But that's changing. Victor wants Michelle out because "a few things are starting to creep out of her", while Jason seems to be tiring of her romance with Stu. "They're always ********** snogging and holding hands," he whinged.

On Themselves

The Jungle Cats agree that their presence in the House is of paramount importance. "We're the ********** main characters here. The show is made up of you, me, Ahmed and Nadia," reckoned Vic.