[Scream]

"If it was my call and money wasn't an option I would have had Joan Rivers, God bless her. I would love to see Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks and Kate Moss. All the supermodels in there with no make-up, arguments, ripping out each other's wigs!"

I've done some investigating and managed to narrow this down to the only valid American, Tyra Banks. I don't think Joan Rivers would be able to make the gig, unfortunately.