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Old 26-06-2007, 10:45 PM #1
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Default A sloppy situation

Slop

Please sir, can I have some more?

The housemates may rue the day they decided to quit the Insomnia Task.

Although they were warned Task failure would result in a basic shopping budget, at around midnight last night, they decided they could live with it.

But when you're Big Brother, one reserves the right to change one's mind...

So having failed to stay, housemates will not be receiving any money for food. Instead of basic rations, all housemates will take delivery of 'delicious' Big Brother Slop.

Yes, Slop.

Three times a day, housemates will be given a personalised portion of Slop. It can't be heated or seasoned and it must be consumed at the Dining Table.

Big Brother's Slop is best served with water - which is a good job, as this will be the only beverage the housemates will be allowed to drink.

Oh, and housemates will not be allowed to leave the table until they have finished eating every last sloppy drop.

Cheer up guys - it could be chocolate flavoured Slop... maybe...

From channel4.com/bigbrother
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