[5] @ the never learned to ride a bike thing
And after working away from home quite a lot lately I've realised I have a very strict sleeping routine that basically means unless I've got a double to myself, I'm sleeping naked and I have my god damned teddy bear, I'm in for a restless night.
To counterbalance the cutesy-nonsense above I'll also add "I almost always steal other people's unattended drinks on a night out (still not been rufied

)" and "I wet the bed until I was 10".