i got my wife at john lewis and they all smell excellent 22.08.15
everything is on the settle
but getting near was the hunt
i applied my mugler just gentle
to show i am ready to fire and not blunt.
so i logged onto the web
i had to do a business transaction
then i had a bigger dispute then the "pleb"
because a possible wife had no attraction.
the screen went blank
was it my fault
John Lewis i could not email and thank
because so my cup of tea is "pure malt".
let me tell you about heavy
it is brutal
every lady will pay the levy
i love the fact the linger is not fruitful.
getting back to my screen
i have no time to open and fiddle
i had to drop in at library to show my banksy keen
so on a public computer is a copy of this riddle.
back home wash shower and shave
i was going to the best ever store
luckily a " which" review i did memory save
i new this pc would wipe the floor.
so on went my Giorgio armani
that's Acqua di gio profumo
bust straight to pure harmony
to the 5 floor requesting no demo.
over and paid
still smelling gorgeous
looking forward to getting home to persuade
my respect for John Lewis is enormous.
down to ground floor corner
sting attached tight
now at home i am no moaner
with my aftershave and now a pc just waiting for flight.
thank you to all staff
John Lewis my custom won't ever thin
i really hope it makes you all laugh
because what you sell makes me automatically win.
( are you looking for a new fragrance or a new pc ? i can not speak high enough of John Lewis. they are the best and you get 100% customer service from every memeber of staff and the products are top nosh. can not stop as i found my wife in John Lewis and i am off to give her some TLC. if you want to see what is on offer and the price you can here
http://www.johnlewis.com/ )