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Old 30-08-2015, 02:03 PM #24
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BB legend Mary O'Leary joins store



BB legend Mary O'Leary has joined the employees at Will's supermarket under her new job description as 'Cafe manager.' Saskia Howard-Clarke originally applied for the job but was turned down because her boobs were false according to Will causing her to have a breakdown and say she hopes worker LaDaysha Minaj die. She assured to the Blackpool gazette this wasn't a racist comment because as she quotes 'I can't be racist I'm a quarter Sri-Lankan'. Mary's dog also applied for the job but after waiting till 4 in the morning for the dog to arrive Will eventually was left with no option than to offer Mary O'Leary the job.

While being interviewed by Roberto Conte, Mary commented 'I wanted to show my other talents. I can cook really fast with my witch powers I can whip up a curry faster than Makosi can say Cherry Tango.' Roberto interrupted her in her interview asking why she never cooked in the house and Mary appeared to scream back 'Roberto, Roberto! ROBERTO!' before flying off on her broomstick, while on her journey home Mary crashed into the stores parking lot and was rushed to hospital. Saskia Howard-Clarke was arrested outside hospital after taking Mary's monitor off 'THEY'RE HEART SURGERY SCARS BITCH' could be heard in Southport and the police were alerted.

Mary begins her job tomorrow.
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