New supermarket cafe opened
Today Mary O'Leary and Will1999 opened the doors to Will's supermarket brand new cafe 'Mother Mary's Magnificent Munch'. The cafe holds a hygiene rating of two stars making it the best place to eat in Blackpool. The cafe currently offers a wide range of dishes, varying from fish and chips to fish fingers and chips. The motto for the new cafe is 'If you like food which has been sat out under a light for hours then you deserve to get food poisoning'. However the supermarket could be in trouble as international superstars Blonde Electra are reportedly suing the cafe for fraud after workers Veronica and LaDaysha performed at the store under the names 'Mousey Brown Electra'.
Mary O'Leary commented 'I'm finding the job quite stressful at he minute we're getting at leat three customers a day sometimes even four in the cafe and I'm working alone. It's really difficult standing there and putting some food on a plate. I think if my marvellous cafe will continue to slay Blackpool, Will may need to employ some new workers.'
In others news Norah and Kathy have returned from their honeymoon with their new born baby! The couple reportedly took inspiration from the name Blue Ivy and have named their child Blue Waffle.