[kirklancaster]

Some advice Amy Jade which you should understand:

When drinky loadsymodes alcholislops, oh silly silly. Should drinky loadsymodes water, swallowmostys paracetamollies and sleepitoffy. Next morningness, Oh Deep Joyous, no headacheythrobs.

And feck to the bitch who insulted you - forget her, the moments gone.