[Will.]

BREAKING: Will starts running a coach service to the Shopping Mall!

Will has started his own coach service to get all the old, fat OAP's to the store in a bid to get more customers.

The bus service has a saying: "If you use a use a bus then you don't deserve a quality service."

The bus service is run by Zoo Top 100 model and Norah's sister - Maureen Patel.



Maureen Patel is a fierce bitch, and when she's driving, no one dare to get in her way.

"If people are driving bad on the road I'll ram into them and crush them to death, it's simple."

Maureen has history with Kathy following Kathy's affair, Maureen drove a lorry into Kathy's house in a bid to kill her, but thankfully the Coronation Street ad break saved her.

Maureen then proceeded to set fire to the house, however Kathy picked up her TV set and hit Maureen.

Maureen use to date Maureen (contraception expert), however their relationship turned bad when Maureen got a dildo stuck up her arse.

Maureen had a succesful modelling career, and featured in Zoo's top 100 models, she has modelled for likes of 99p store, LIDL, Pound Land and Sports Direct.