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Old 25-09-2015, 10:41 AM #9
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I have always been an avid impressionist and have often been told I am very good at it.

The thing is - I drive my wife batty with it (although she can't help but laugh) but I can't help it. When the most ordinary of situations occurs I will slip into an impression.

For example:

On the spur of the moment, I decide to go for a walk but she can't decide whether to join me or not, so then, I slip into my 'Robocop' impression; "Dead or alive, you're coming with me".

If I go in the dog room or yard and she's clearing up some 'Doggy Doo' I give her my Frank Spencer - actions and all; "Ooohh Betty, the dog's done a woopsie...mmm."

The other day, she was trimming a joint of beef in the kitchen and talking to me in the front room through the open door. She did not quite hear something I said and entered the front room holding the large boning knife. I jumped up in a flash and gave her my Sean Connery 'Malone': "ain't that just like a wop - Brings a knife to a gunfight. Go on, get out of here ya dago bastard"

She loves me though really.

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