BREAKING: Beryl murdered! Who's the killer?
Will1999 saw a tragic incident today after Beryl was pushed off the top floor, landing on a regular customer Madge, her guts splattered into Mad Mary's Ice Cream parlour.
In the hours before Beryl's death she was seen applying for Big Brother 17, with Hannah saying she's too fat to go on the show.
Beryl replied: eh! Wat u talking about sis? I ****ing batter you with you ugly garden clothes range! Now piss off."
She was also seen talking to a mysterious hooded figure before quickly making an escape.
Before Beryl was pushed customers heard her say: "Orgasm me one more time for the love of Jesus", before she fell the her death.
It is unknown who the culprit is, and this marks another huge mystery for Will, with Naomi's baby story also hot at the moment.
Kathy fainted in horror at the scene, tragically falling down the escalator whilst dancing to "Cheeky Girls."
Norah saw the incident but continued to orgasm herself over the latest lesbian attitude magazine cover.
Evil Hannah began to laugh at Beryl's dead body, but Velma soon grabbed a pole and battered Hannah.
Naomi searched the scene of the crime and noticed there was a note with the words: "I can't keep the secret."
Beryl was a much loved staff member and will be sadly missed.