My name is Maximus Decimates'em. Wielder of the largest organ outside of Blackpool Tower Ballroom, Generally worshipped by Legions of randy women, but loyal servant to none. Father to a thousand sons and husband to a hundred would-be wives. And I will have my porn sessions, in this life and the next.
Oh - and every single woman I have performed the Big 'O' on during porn films, have always pointed to me afterwards and confided to their friends that they are 'Glad He Ate Her'
