[Crimson Dynamo]

I think if you are a bloke and

1 have a beard or silly stubble

2. wear tight trousers with the shape of your iphone on your leg


2. have your hair like Sam Smith


3. wear sort of plimsoles that lace up


4. or look/dress remotely like the eldest beckham boy




You are not only mainstream, likely you are a right knob as well