ocsober 01.10.15
with out over smothering
i will attempt to explain
because everyday i am recovering
the drink gives me pain.
so what is "ocsober"
it has got a familiar rhyme
cast your memory back to "stoptober"
did you quit the nicotine crime.
now i am progressing
but i am going to do it undercover
hopefully you won't finish still guessing
and you won't ask my "white mother".
no to the preach
even if i am riddled with sarcasm
out of the question is "sex on the beach"
i won't do your "wet pu33y" and give you no orgasm.
you may feel like a "zombie"
but these feelings will fade
and if you smell my abercrombie
over me you will pour your "electric lemonade".
is my explanation ample
or are you turning blue
i would offer to take you to "shirley temple"
for a long hard "sloe screw".
or is it out of bound
even for you its shady
maybe together we can out run a "grey hound"
deep down i am no " danny zuko" and you are my "pink lady".
settling down is the "sea breeze"
this you would rather
in my "golden cadillac" lets tease
lets drive round london like the "godfather".
i won't give you a "snake bite"
what do you say to a tipple
a "blow job" would feel right
can i first lick your "slippery nipple".
i am feeling the strain
my self destruct is a fail
i now understand why they call it "liquid cocaine"
but still confused over the "rusty nail".
thanks to the reader
you will get through "ocsober"
after reading this you will be a bleeder
lets start this challenge with one last ever "pina caldar".
( if you are like me and confused by my ramberlings you can find out about this challange to quit the liquid in october here
http://ocsober.com.au/ or if you need proof that the names i used for drink are genuine you can find some listed here
http://www.drinkfox.com/information/alcohol-slang-names and if you want to buy me a drink - forget it - i am sober. so cheers)