[Josy]

You got: selfies, Selvam, and selflessness

You’ll be walking out of your apartment complex one morning, and obviously you’ll be preoccupied taking selfies for Snapchat. Simultaneously, a sweet Tamilian named Selvam will be doing the same. Since neither of you is responsible or careful or observant, you’ll ram face-first into one another. For 70 years to come, you’ll consider that your first kiss. You’ll take a #CouplesSelfie every morning and your Instagram account will go viral for being so cute.