You got: SO MUCH SEX, HOLY ****
First of all, hey

You’re stunning. Has anyone ever told you you’re stunning? Like, your face is next level. Your bod is on an even higher level than your face. And DON’T EVEN get me started on that personality. The long and short of your future is this: Your career will go to ****, you’ll be broke pretty much forever, your family will hate you at some point, buuuuuut you’ll always have your charm and attractiveness and will probably set a world record for Most Sex Had By Any Human Ever. What’re you doing later? Wanna hang? What’s up? Heyyyy
Yas