[waterhog]

pass the dutchie on the fatboy side ( should ricky norwood have been axed by eastenders ? ) 17.10.15



i praise the lord

it is pure karma

only teens did applaud

as most respect the marijuana.

this soap is now humiliating

i am not planting a seed

deep into my head its penetrating

it lingers longer then weed.

the constant high pitch

it really was pain

did a friend "grass" or snitch

i bet it was "mary jane".

watching you did crash

but eastenders is no longer a tonic

will this push up the price of "hash"

or the downfall be fast and "chronic".

fix up walford "astroturf"

fatz i'm glad you i no longer see

i don't want a soap opera like this smurf

i want a gripping show while i sip my "Texas tea".



( i have stopped writing poetry on eastenders as so many people said on forums - if i don't like it don't watch it. well i still do and this is not actually on how bad the show is but one of the characters who has been axed from smoking a no no. is there anyone that is sad he has got the boot ? i can not not think this thread is going to get many reply's as i am sure most viewers are like me and find him so annoying and are glad this has happened. sorry this poem is so late - i was meant to post it in morning. if anyone can tell me how many times i have said dutchie or a name for it in this poem - they can win a poem of there choice and i will work my hardest to deliver a good one. )