[kirklancaster]

The easiest way for a short person to make him/herself appear taller is to shove another person into quicksand.

The only way for the victim to stop being pushed down into the quicksand, is to break the arms of the bastard who's doing the pushing down.

And if the victim isn't physically able to break those arms - a baseball bat swung from behind one dark night will get the job done fine.