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Originally Posted by Kizzy
We should offer him up to Britains got talent, he knew the guy wouldn't be Bill Smith or Fred Jones before they published any CCTV images, that's got to be some fantastic premonition?
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"Hello! I am the amazing psychic Kirk! I promise I can tell you about any crime and not get it wrong! "
"So who committed this crime?"
"Not Bill Smith or Fred Jones! "
*gasps* *cheers*" That's right!! Amazing!! And this one? "
"DEFINITELY not Bill Smith, Fred Jones, or Bob McDonald"
"Actually that one was a guy called Fred Jones... "
*bzzzzt* *bzzzzt* *bzzzzt*
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And just like that, Kirk's 15 minutes of fame came to a tragic end.