[Shaun]

Chanelle was eating her hair when Ziggy walked in and threw a cucumber at Carole, which resulted in genocide. Later, Tracey banged Carole rotten until Amanda defenestrated her bra whilst hopping in faeces. In the Diary Room, Charley was smelling her cat and Big Brother asked:
"Are you pushing your pineapple?"
Charley answered: "Don't ovulate, you rat"
"Go forth and conquer your country, Charley bitch"

Meanwhile Liam ate Sam because she jumped over the chocolate lake whilst twisting her neck.

However, cheeky Gerry sneaked ten men in the big hole to dig for treasure, but not rubber bands. He found Nicky, then it became obvious that she catched scabies which unfortunately turned gay when Laura decided she was pregnant with Jonathan's labrodoodle. But he danced for Ziggy and somehow it all started spurting white glue all over chanelle which caused fertilization of her large ovum.

Later, Chanelle farted which forced Charley to murder Ziggy then Ziggy died. Chanelle grieved and threw a party to celebrate his life after Christmas. Carole hated asparagus, so she raped Charley who wasted Tracey's roley filled overflowingly with mayonnaise.