Who is Ferne, I once asked
This girl who is often tasked
'She's from reality!' they did utter
And here's me thinking she's from the gutter
Oh no, not our Ferne
In life there are many lessons to learn
Don't judge a book by its cover
Now I want to be her lover
For Ferne is brave and hot
And she has a nice bot
She climbs high places
Puts smiles on faces
Swims in deep water
Because, you know, sorta
I am liking her a bit
Come close, and sit
Learn what I have learned
For I think I have turned
I'm now liking Ferne, brave and yummy
And I think she'd make a great mummy
Me daddy, not not me
Learn and you will see
It'll be Duncan, her man, the groom
And guess what, any time soon!
