[kirklancaster]

A RESPONSE FROM CHRIS

I'm thorry if my conduct dithappoints
But your critithisms of me sthting.
I never enjoy putting nothes out of joints
Well - Not thince I left the ring.

Before you critithise my poor hearing,
You mutht first remember when
All you folkths were cheering
Every punch I took from Nigel Benn.

And ath for the way I dreth
Yeth, I mutht admit
I do it mainly to impreth
But it's better than looking sh*t.

Some of you thay you can't
understand my love for Lady 'C'
'Coth one's manly, rude and arrogant,
and then of courthe there's me.

Pleathe remember that I'm here
Because I want to win it
And I'm not weird or queer
I'm a boxther with the Bulldog spirit.