Don't forget his name is Cwith
That's Chris with a lisp
He's boxing champ, the best
And he doesn't wear a vest
All man is our Chris, and Lady C knows
Watch as her love for him grows
Maybe they will marry and yet not
Lady C would never tie the knot
She's still a virgin and pure and white
And yet love does have sight
It's not blind as some people say
Oh hell, I just perish the day
.....AND SO ON, BLAH BLAH BLAH...
