[Matt]

Plane Speaking

Big Brother gets its message across...

It's fake mayhem today as Big Brother pulls leg after leg in the House. Just after lunch Big Bro called the housemates into the garden, under the pretence that essential maintenance needed to be completed in the House.

But, you've guessed it, there was nothing of the sort. A bit later an aeroplane started to circle the House, trailing a banner reading "THERE IS ANOTHER HOUSE". Housemates saw the banner before Big Brother urgently ordered ALL housemates into the caravan.

"Oh. My GOD!!" screamed the twins and Chanelle, shielding their eyes to look up. Amanda jumped up and down, while evictees Nicky and Charley hugged each other.

But Gerry wasn't convinced. "That's why we're in the garden," he said.

But Charley didn't believe him. "Big Brother didn't set that up. That's someone flying past we didn't know."

But when a Big Brother voice told them all to get in the caravan, housemates began jumping up and down excitedly.

"I knew it," said Brian.

Gerry persisted. "I don't know if I believe it. It's too obvious. Why we were locked in the garden?" But the housemates were too busy debating.

Is there? Isn't there? It's fake week, who can tell?

From channel4.com/bigbrother