Tony, young and bold
Once sang a song called Gold
Back then he was slim as a rake
Not now, though, for Heaven's sake
But Tony's weight is not the issue
Get in your hand, ready, a tissue
For Lady C has been calling Tony names
And these are no games
She called him %$£% and $%£$% too
Nastiness you've find at the bottom of a loo
Tony stayed firm and said 'oh dear'
The man from Ballet showed no fear
Now Lady C is in firing line
Could it be her time?
To be ousted out
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT
'Lady C to go from this place!
And back to your palace!'
But she still has fans despite her hate
Some would even call her their mate.