[Gusto Brunt]

So Brian has gone
Could the voters be wrong?

Did they jump the gun and not save
Maybe it was my mate Dave

Who did not keep Brian in
Threw his love for him in the bin

Okay, last week Brian was so bad
So his leaving is not so sad

But he made me laugh in the last few days
And put Lady C's head in a daze

He buttered her up well and good
Like a good gay boy should

He told her she looked 25 which made her flighty
Tell her the truth she looks about 90

So goodbye Brian, you did your best
To walk about all manly without a vest

You stood so tall in your gay man's socks
And even posed for pictures on the jungle rocks