Joanna Lumley - So I could tell her how beautiful she is - inside and out.
Jackie Mason - One of the funniest men on the planet.
Stephen Fry - So I could tell him how big a fan I am, then discuss the existence of God with him
George Galloway - So I could 'moider da bum'.
Jeremy Corbyn - ditto.
Leather Trumpet - One of the other funniest men on the planet.
Dave Cam - So I could ask him what a BJ from a dead pig feels like.
Muhammad Ali - Just so I could meet a legend while he is still with us.
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"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
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