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Old 18-12-2015, 10:59 PM #11
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I'd like to give my presents to Niamh.

Firstly, I know that human trafficking is morally wrong and is a real problem in the world today and that human rights abuses and slavery and prostitution are all part of a bigger problem that we may never see solved in our lifetime... but who cares when you've got this:

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It's Conor McGregor, wrapped up in an Irish flag! Remember, a boxer is for life, not just for Christmas. And you can't swap it for a new one if you break him. Enjoy!


Secondly, I know that a great part of Irish history and heritage has a lot to do with religion and also a great deal of strife and struggle; such as the infamous potato famine of the 1840s and while many people like to joke about the Irish and their potatoes, I don't think it's a laughing matter at all... And I know that, actually, potatoes are almost religiously and universally enjoyed and adored in Ireland and that for many people they're the food of the Gods, so...

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You wrote the funniest ever Eurovision entry which was a parody of Halo, called Potato, and to this day it still occasionally pops into my head and makes me laugh out loud and it was honest to God the funniest thing I have ever read and so here are some potato angels xx


Thirdly, I know that you're up for a laugh and that your family means the world to you and so I thought, what better than to get you the best family friendly game of the year...

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If you haven't already seen it before, here's a heart warming video of how it's played and just how brilliant it is



Finally, I hope you have a brilliant 2016 and that it's full of excitement and happiness. Unfortunately, we're never able to see what's coming around the corner and life often throws surprises our way but I'd like to think it's not all totally out of our control, so...

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugache...-be#.kkywv57YZ

Here is a link to, of course, a Buzzfeed quiz to see if we can tell what the best part of your 2016 will be !! There's only one question but I'm sure the answer will be something good - and you can report back to me this time next year to see if it came true! Merry Christmas Niamh and a Happy New Year when the time comes, you're a bit of a Corker and I think you're just grand. Lots of love! xxxxxxxxx
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