To the music of
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I just wanna see his contents
Underneath the TiBBmas tree
I just want to hear you moan
More than you could ever know
Make my wet dream come true
All I want for Christmassssss... issssss... Drewwwwww
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, (IYAAAA)
Don’t care about the presents
Bugsy bothered sending me
I don’t need to wear my cockring
The last one ended up misplaced
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
With his gift all round my face
I just want for you to groan
More than you could ever know
His three-incher will do
All I want for Christmas is Drew
I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for COL, (IYAAAA)
I just wanna keep on going
Underneath the mistleblow
I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for that prick
I won’t even stay awake
To suck on Rudolph’s carrot stick
‘cause I just want you here tonight
Use the lube it might be tight
Be my side-dish won’t you
Oh, baby all I want for Christmas is Drew
Tree needs redesigning
The tinsel’s everywhere
And the smell of Purdy’s
Mince pie fills the air
And Caitlin’s clit is flinging
Micro-wave meals are pinging
Santa won’t you bring me
The one I really need
Won’t you please also send some handcuffs here quickly
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for
I just wanna see my Drewey
Spread across my bathroom floor
I just want you for my own
**** it I’ll take you on loan
Andy just won’t do
Baby all I want for Christmasssss, isssss Drewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww