[waterhog]

after christmas poetry sale - blame - your seduction 27.12.15



come in and come closer

it is the sale of the century

this deal is hotter then any samosa

i insist its one at a time policy entry.

you have everything you need

all at a bargain price

self advertising is this feed

a phone box advert that will entice.

70% off my dignity

so 30% is a deal

cram in now and feel the humidity

what your eyes see is real.

yes you can haggle

try and get me lower

i am as solid as a rock and no fraggle

not even tempted if you are a good blower.

10% more and not one more penny

so you are paying less then a third

i have been robbed by many

at mathematics i was no nerd.

only 20% left to hold

i can make one more reduction

your skill has left me cold

my poetry is free and i blame you seduction.