15 ~ Keith Chegwin
Celebrity Big Brother UK 15 (4th Place)
I'm sure that some people think Keith was
boring and
too nice and NOT LOUD ENOUGH or whatever but nope I'm not having any of it. Again, it's no secret that I ****ing hate CBB15, and Keith's brand of niceness was just what I needed to help me get through such an awful series.
Keith really shone for me in his end of series crusade against hatchet-faced bigot Katie Hopkins. I hate to even recap CBB15, but as we all know almost everyone in the house recognized Perez to be human garbage. Unfortunately, most people falsely believed that because Katie Hopkins was his main opposition, she was A Good Person and someone to align with and whatever else. Thankfully Keith's point of view was more like "both of you idiots are loud and boring and should shut the f up" and of course that got him labeled as... a
fence-sitter 
I talked about it in Patsy's entry about how the only way to win my heart in CBB15 was to be my surrogate in the house, and while Patsy did it by hardly tolerating everything around her, Keith did it by tearing into KH nonstop for the last two weeks of the show
I can't tell you how great it was to finally see someone stick it to her with a bunch of home truths that nobody could recognize because they were so blinded by their Perez hate.
Keith teamed up with the only other person who was rightfully sick of Katie Hopkins's bull**** Katie Price, and together they formed PREGGERS, a fantastic pairing comprised of righteous eyerolling and being bored with all the idiots they were forced to live with. And then Katie Price hilariously beat Katie Hopkins for the win but that's for another entry /spoiler.
So yeah, in a series filled with pointless screaming and human garbage fighting with human garbage, Keith was a much-needed presence to shut down the worst habits of C5 BBUK and to keep me watching. WAHEY!
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